"Here's one I'll not be able to use on the radio. It is a whit embarrassing to admit it to sophisticated young persons (read 'dirty little bastards' throughout) such as yourselves, but I retained my virgin status until I was well past my twenty-one birthday. You should have seen my wrists though - like pillars of mighty oak. I was unbeaten at arm-wrestling for 7 years."
(p. 432, the oliveretti chronicles)