3 HANTU

Once upon a time, there were 3 boys who wanted to be comic artists in $ingapore. But as you know, things are really expensive in the Lion City and if you are a mouse, you will just get eaten up, with or without your CDC vouchers.

Anyway, one boy is Sonny and he is really smART and clever and he created ART comics that won international awards. $ingapore always love a winner.

But if you are not an award winner, you better make lots of money. So we have Artgerm aka Stanley, who was originally from HK but since migrating here more than 20 years ago, he has helped to put $ingapore on the mainstream comics map too. You know, the DC, Marvel and Titan Comics stuff. He has a team of artists who he trained and they all draw in his style. Cool beans. 

https://sgcartoonhub.com/interview-with-artgerm/

( just that his style is so mainstream that AI is really having a go at him and his disciples )

Which brings me to the last idiot who wants to do comics in $ingapore. You know it’s a foolhardy enterprise right? What are you, mad? To be an artist on this island, and to be a comic artist to boot. I should give you the boot to wake up your ideas! No money, no chicks for you, mate. You really think it’s money for nothing and chicks for free ah? You fool.

And Ken Foo is the fool. 

He won the the first graphic novel award in $ingapore in 2024 and then he threw it all away with trash like cum.

Hasn’t he learned anything? You got to be slick and play the game. But he screwed up big time at his one and only SWF $ingapore Writers Fest panel in 2024 and kanna complained by a parent for being un-PC. My fault, my fault for proposing the panel. 

(if you don't believe me, just look at the 4 covers of imaginary comics that Foo created for his SWF panel. Don't just offend, but to offend besar)

So Foo should know better to apply for funding from NAC national arts council because apply for fuck? Sure won’t get one. I think already blacklisted don’t waste time. 

Anyway these 3 are the past present and future hantu of $ingapore cumics. Who is who, i dont know. Woo hoo! 

cum as you are

What fuckery is this? How does one even approach cum and cuming in present day sincumpore? We actually like it and want it but we pretend not to…  come on, don’t pretend you don’t think glory holes is a good idea and you want to use your CDC vouchers at an outlet. 

I don’t have the time to write a long review as I am writing this on the mrt, so let’s get to the climax of any review. Just buy this shit ok? No, buy two, three, four copies because what, you can bring your money to the afterlife ah? We are all going to burn in hell anyway. What, leave behind a legacy and a pot of gold for your descendants? You know right, they think you are a pile of shit sucking on precious resources, oxygen, polluting the earth and causing environmental disasters etc etc. You don’t know? Climate change is our fault. We should have been killed and drown as babies and then gen alpha will have world peace. My generation is the worst. Talking about my gen my gen my gen we are so so sorry, we beg for your forgiveness, please destroy us on your socials. Hope I fade away... hope I die because I'm so godamn old. Old is not gold. Don't believe the hype. There is no silver lining in the silver generation. Aging gracefully? Tan ku ku. 

Ok wait, where am I? Ok climax, cuming right. Just buy this shit. Who the fuck is Ken foo?? Ken Foo won the best Singapore comic prize 2 years ago, you idiot. What, you never heard of him? 孤陋寡闻

I bet the organizers and judges regretted giving him the award, but too bad. Suck my big one as the fat kid says in Stranger Things. 

Cum on cum and meet the incel and his heroic brother. We can always be our better cum. You are cumbersome. 

Last Saturday, Ken had a book event at 1to3. Only people there are me, ye zhen, his wife and thanks to one brave soul who came and bought cum. (but if you have come, why do you still need to buy it??) Don’t believe me, ask George. He only sold 3 copies. He is a champ cumster.

Ken will have another book event at Book Bar this Friday. Don’t cum, prove him right we are useless.